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- May 17, 2002 - Friday
- I was at LTD, when a familiar looking girl with long curly brown hair walked past. The next day, I saw her again, and it was Mandy. She yelled at me for being so stuck up as to not say hello to her.
Next thing I know, her boyfriend was working there as well. He came up and accused me of having an affair with her previously, and demanded that we fight.
- May 16, 2002 - Thursday
- Bryan, Mom and I were driving through Kentland when we saw Bryan's arch-nemesis! Mom followed him for a ways, but refused to let us get out to kill him. So Bryan and I went home, and I grabbed a pistol and he a baseball bat, and we went back to Kentland to settle the score.
When we got there, the police were waiting for us, and confiscated our weapons. They brought us to the station, and told us that since it was our first offense, and we had no prior convictions, they'd let us both go. The cop handed us back our weapons, and even recommended I buy a three hundred caliber rifle.
- May 15, 2002 - Wednesday
- William and I were preparing for our final exams in school. We were sharing a class together, which dealt with semiconductor electronics. Our final project was to use semiconductors to make a plant. We were going together for the project, each designing plants and comparing notes. My plant had long green leaves, and a weak stem bent to the ground with a huge onion bulb at the end. The plant was called a Fyndolous. William's looked like an unbrella tree (comment: umbrella trees are a real plant, I'm referring to how it looked, not that umbrellas were growing on a tree), but I don't remember its name.
I was riding my bike back from Ryan Mercier's house, to show William my exam, when I drove up to William's dad's house and saw the plant through his bedroom window. Looking at his plant, I knew that I was going to fail my exam.
- May 11, 2002 - Saturday
- I came up to my room to bed, to find a small green snake on the floor of my room. I tried picking it up, to take it outside where it belonged, but it bit me on my lower left leg. I killed the snake, and cut off its head, because I remembered somewhere that you were supposed to kill a snake that has bitten you so the hospital can know what type of antivenom to administer.
Since I had no antivenum, I took a tattoo needle out of my nightstand, and proceeded to draw a picture of the snake on my leg where it had bitten me. This would keep me safe from the snake's venom. Since the snake was green, however, I went in search of Bryan to get his opinion on the deadliness of green snakes. I had remembered reading somewhere that green snakes are never poisonous, but I wanted a second opinion to make sure.
I couldn't find Bryan, so I went back to my room to go to sleep. There on my floor were two snakes, identical to the ones I had just killed. I took my grain shovel, which was handy, and lopped both their heads off - but not before they bit me. They got me on the right leg, their puncture marks on my lower leg, and upper leg. Once again, I took out the tattoo needle and drew pictures of them where they had bitten me.
As I was laying in bed, feeling the sickening effects of the snakes' bites taking hold, I looked at the tattoos, and remembered how much I hated any foreign markings on my skin. I wanted them off as soon as possible. Bryan also being the tattoo expert, I found him and asked his opinion on my snake tattoos. He told me that since they were amatuer tattoos, and I had done them myself, they'd wear off in about ten years. I didn't like it, but I was ok with his judgement.
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grokkings
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I wish Bloomer would let me remove his abcessed tooth.
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