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- June 30, 2002 - Sunday
- I don't remember this dream very well. I was walking along a dark country road, trying to find some of my friends. The road was flanked on both sides by a cemetery, which I knew was infested with ghosts.
The next part of the dream is kind of vague, but I eventually met up with my friends. I then flew away from them, because they had turned into ghosts as well.
Next thing I knew, I was in the parking lot of the Maryville Mall, which happened to be located in France. There were French mall security there, who took out black revolvers and began shooting me as I flew up above them.
- June 26, 2002 - Wednesday
- I had just graduated from my EMT class, and mom asked me to pick up some amoxicillin for her at the gas station.
So I picked up the phone and falsely reported a fire, then went to the station to wait for everyone to arrive. When everyone got there, I told them that it was just a ploy so I didn't have to go alone, and we all piled onto a firetruck and sang songs on our way to the gas station.
- June 14, 2002 - Friday
- I was walking along with my .30-06, when I came across Tipper Gore and a host of her body guards. For some reason, I pointed the rifle at the body guards, and they got scared and ran away.
Next thing I know, I was walking by the bank and I saw Tipper and her troupe of body guards again. Tipper Gore was inside a small room, with a door leading out to the street. She had two guards with her, and another one was standing watch by the door.
I pointed my rifle at him, and he said "Will you quit pointing that thing at us?!?"
I told him I was sorry, and that I only wanted to rob the bank down the block. He said that was a pretty cool idea, and he told the rest of the guards he was going to join me. When they heard what he was doing, they all put on checkered hankerchiefs to disguise their faces and went to help us rob the bank.
- June 6, 2002 - Thursday
- I can't remember this dream very well, but it had to do with graduation. I knew in the dream that graduation had already occured, but they were just practice graduations. Everyone was at this graduation: Kim, Kristy, Adam, Suzanne, Matt, and Rose. Plus all the other guys who went with us to watch the Sheldon ceremony.
- June 3, 2002 - Monday
- I had just bought Ken's (the guy who lives two houses down from me) Mustang. If you don't know, that car has a 460 cubic inch engine under the hood. After I had it painted electric blue, with a white circled "M" on the hood, I took it out for a test drive.
I had put side pipes under each door, and turned right onto the Mercier's road heading for William's house. I gunned the motor, and watched as the decibel meter I had installed in the dashboard to measure the loudness of my exhaust climbed from 210 next to the Mercier's, to 280 decibels next to William's.
As the Mustang went nearly vertical in a wheelie, I looked to the sides and saw the windows shattering in all the houses I passed. As I came to William's, I remembered that I had a conversation with him once over the fact that Mr. King was probably an alien in disguise.
I then saw an alien, who I knew to be Mr. King, come floating out of his house and over to a couch where a guy and a girl were sitting. Although the guy and girl looked nothing like them, I knew it was Gary and Suzanne. Mr. King came hovering over to the two, and asked Gary "Hey, do you mind if I sleep with her?"
Gary said, "No man, I don't care." And then I woke up.
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If you have low self esteem concerning the size of your penis, I would not advise you to take group showers with black guys at summer camp. Because... man!
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