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September 13, 2002 - Friday | 2:52 PM, CST
My one o'clock class was canceled today, so I got to come home early. It sucks that I didn't learn until class actually started, otherwise I'd have been home by eleven in the morning. I got the hard knock life, yo.
After English class, I checked my e-mail down in the computer lab. I received another virus from Jodie. That puts the total I've received up to three in the last month. They're always blank. Below is a copy of all the e-mail headers she has sent me:
Subject: Happy Assumption
Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2002 13:03:46 -0500
From: JodieK2002
To: alcade[at]alcade.net
Subject: Of Service
Date: Mon, 26 Aug 2002 23:42:57 -0500
From: JodieK2002
To: alcade[at]alcade.net
Subject: Of Service
Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 00:06:29 -0500
From: JodieK2002
To: alcade[at]alcade.net
Like I said, they're always blank, but they include a several hundred kilobyte attachment. Nice try Jodie, but it ain't workin'. Why would Jodie be sending me viruses? I can't be sure, but if I were to guess, I'd say it stems from an intense jealousy over the fact that I have seen Bryan naked since he was still in diapers. She probably has some sort of sick infected diaper rash fetish, so she is taking her aggressions out on me.
I've always had a favorable opinion of her, and in fact, she's the first of Bryan's girlfriends that I've particularly cared for. Now, in the past, when I've seen one of Bryan's girlfriends walking up to me at the mall or some other public place, I'd run the other way to avoid them. With Jodie, I usually jog or just walk quickly.
So what am I gonna do if the harassment doesn't stop? Oh, I suppose I'll rig up some Harass the Jodie campaign, much similiar to the Harass the Zach campaign I formulated at the beginning of the summer.
Or maybe I'll just slash her tires. That'll teach her.
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