February 8, 2004 - Sunday | 1:53 PM, CST

So I'm a scary guy, huh? At least thats what I was told Friday night while partying in Champaign. Andy, Colleen, and I were on our way to the IHOP for some three AM panquakes, when two blondes walked by. I was standing on the street corner waiting for Andy to retrieve a coat from Gary's van.

As the two girls walked by chattering, they looked up and one of them said "Hi Scary Guy." Being the polite gentleman I was, I said hello, then waited for them to walk past and called out "Bye ditzy blondes."

So I guess I'm scary looking.

The party was fun. Many thanks to Nickler. Hosting a party of that size must surely be a bitch to organize. Some other highlights were finding a girl's cell phone and camera, as well as being humped.

I was standing out on the terrace talking with Andy and a short girl, when I saw another girl come up out of the corner of my eye.

Girl: Um, hi.

Me: Hello.

Girl: My name is [whatever].

She shakes my hand.

Girl: Yeah, so, um, hi. Well, my friends and I are playing truth or dare, and my dare is that I hump someone for ten seconds. So can I hump you?

Me: Uhh... sure.

She proceeds to hump the side of my leg for about three seconds, then stops.

Me: That wasn't ten seconds.

She humps my leg for the full ten seconds.

Me: And now in the butt.

I bend over and she humps my butt.

Girl: Thank you very much.

Me: No problem.

I return to my conversation.

Truth or dare? Yeah right, Zach uses the same line on me all the time. The girl just wanted a cheap thrill. In retrospect, however, it would have been much more comfortable had I made sure to finish washing my sleeping bag before going to Champaign. My tiny backup bag is no fun for sleeping on a hard floor.

Last night a few of us went to Sarah's for some burgers and TV. I kept dosing off, the result of tiny amounts of sleep for the past few days.

Has anyone seen my camera?

P.S. Junior: Add an end HTML tag to your website. Its preventing Netscape from reading it correctly.

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