Odds and ends that don't have a place elsewhere. Pages I created out of boredom or malice.
Life With Father - English I.
The Old Man and the Sea - English II.
To Be A Slave - English II.
The Sea Wolf - English II.
Around the World in Eighty Days - English III-C.
Dandelion Wine - English III-C.
There Are No Children Here - English III-C.
Andy's Poem [untitled]
Us Verses The Ice Cream Man
by Andy Wetmore
Not a blog - I explain my reasons for calling this a "journal" and not a "blog."
Disclaimer - Added admist a storm of controversy and rumors of police investigations concerning my website.
[Name Omitted] - An explanation for the legal disclaimers you see all over my website.
Satan Jessie Raphael - A description of a typical Sally Jessie Raphael episode.
Zach's rant - Zach bitches about the government looking at his porn and listening to his hot phone chats.
British Menu - Tea time!
Old-fashioned Soap - Take a bath!
A good housewife - 1950's magazine ad. How to be a good housewife. A must read for any woman. 121 kb .jpg file.