grokking in fullness

Disclaimer

Hello everyone investigating my webpage! Since everyone seems too dense to realize, all the stuff I write on here is meant as a parody. I don't actually believe Al Gore closes down Chinese restaurants I like, my "conversations with porn bots" were not made with real people, I don't have a sick obsession with guns, and Zach Meadows is not my secret idol.

Basically the only thing wrong with my webpage is a bunch of narrow minded fools like yourselves trying to make me seem like the next Jeffrey Dahmer.

I write this crap because its funny. You might not think so, but if you look at these statistics you'd see that obviously quite a few people do. So before I hear about another police investigation or rumors of me posting nude pictures of people online, take a while to sit down and think for a fuckin' minute.

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All about me
11/13/02

Nudie pics!
11/5/02

Dreams
7/31/05

Junk drawer
8/05/05

grokkings

The word "grok" comes from Robert Heinlein's book Stranger In A Strange Land.

different crap

Ghost hunting
7/23/02
Youth rights
6/5/02

other people