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Gary being a hoodlum.
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Gary is an Irishman named Gary. He is not really from Ireland, nor are his parents. But they're Irish and proud of it, bitch!
Interestingly enough, when Gary first moved to Sheldon in the third grade or so, he looked very small and frightened as he sat at his desk and was surrounded by a crowd of youth waiting to glimpse a peek of this tiny green curiousity.
Jake, my best friend at the time, wanted to go over and take a look at him and asked me to join him. Not caring one way or the other who Gary was, I declined.
"C'mon, Matthew, he might be your new best friend," Jake said to me.
I don't actually remember if I ever went over and talked to Gary, but as you know, the rest is history! During my senior year of high school, Gary and I would take my mom's car out almost every night and explore the various back roads out in the country. We found a lot cool places. If we were gay, we would have most likely made out with each other at them.
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