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My obedient wife.
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Kelly is Kelly. Kelly happens to be my wife. Kelly and I actually used to live next door to each other, so I guess one could say that I married the proverbial girl-next-door. If so, then kudos to me. I should point out, however, that when Kelly lived next door she usually spent her time taunting me, so she is kind of a bully.
Kelly is an excellent cook, and is using her skills to replace me as soon as she can with a richer, much better looking husband. I can't say that I blame her for aspiring to lofty goals, and truth be told, it'll be a delicious ride. Some of Kelly's other habits are kicking and scratching me in bed, stealing my covers, and saving me from electrocution.
Since a large part of my entries contain stories of our adventures together, I don't feel bad about keeping this description shorter than what would be expected for one's wife.
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