Kristy nodded, and my mom took off her wet clothes. "Well that doesn't look right," I thought to myself. True story. Coincidently, I also learned another fact of life from Kristy's sister, who I believe is technically my half-cousin. I was about four or five, so it couldn't have happened very much long after learning the previous fact. I was walking around town on a hot summer day with Bobbie, and she remarked on how hot it was. "Then why don't you just take your shirt off like I did?" I asked quizzically. "Girls can't do that," she said. I thought that was kind of stupid at the time, and to tell you the truth, I still do. I'm all for topless women, except those who aren't related to me. I think that if you're a girl, and you're not related to me, you should be allowed to frolic around topless wherever your heart desires to go. Preferrably to my house for a visit.
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