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Pat in the hot seat.
(He is laying on a burning log.)
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Pat is a guy named Pat. His name is Pat. He is Suzanne's brother.
Through a distant interconnected string of redneck family ties, I am Pat's cousin. Cousin Pat reminds me of a uniquely blended version of Bryan, and William.
Pat enjoys throwing gasoline on fires, and breaking the law. He owns a lawnmower that he drives around town when the old clunker of a Chevy he owns isn't working or he has no one to go with him.
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grokkings
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Everyone should own a pith helmet.
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