Troy is a guy named Troy. His name is Troy. He used to hang out with us frequently, but then he moved to Kankakee and got caught up in the night life of the big city.
Some of Troy's quirks include eating enormous quantities of food out of your refridgerator, and his sense of time.
He will stand by the door, with his car running outside, and insist he is only going to stay "For a few minutes." Next thing you know, an hour has passed.
He might also leave, saying he'll be back in a few minutes, when in fact its a month before he shows his face.