grokking in fullness

William and a dildo
William showing off Amber's glow in the dark dildo.
William is a guy named William. His name is William. I've known him since the first grade. My earliest memory of him was a class birthday party. He had brought in cupcakes, and I said "Tell your mom she makes good cupcakes."

The teacher yelled at me, and I cried.

That bitch.

William enjoys driving like a drunk. Each car he's owned (and he's owned several) has been the one my friends and I predicted he'd kill himself driving. So far, he has shared my bubble of invincibility, though this was almost put to a tough test when we rolled his two day old Honda Prelude.

Other cars William has owned include the Eagle and the Celebrity.

Nothing beats a Celebrity.

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